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Published on June 20, 2005 By InBloom In Misc
It’s strange how I grew up around people that cuss, yet I am not one to cuss much. Sure, I say the basic sh**t or a**hole when I am angry or something has upset me, but for the most part, I tend to stay away from the big words...even the ones I know in Spanish (what a geek, I know). Because of this, I find myself spewing out the dumbest things.... This is usual inbloom talk : “freaking” this or “freaking” that, “that sucks”, “that’s pissing me off”, “son of a crap!”, “crapperoni”, “cripies!”, just plain old “crap”, “moron”, among others ...other suggested words are welcome...my cursing vocabulary needs to be expanded.
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on Jun 20, 2005
nope not gonna contribute to your usage of bad words. heh heh
on Jun 20, 2005
You're a saint in bloom! I cannot help myself and let the big nasty words come out b4 i know it.
on Jun 20, 2005
Well, like George Carlin said, ya ain't foolin' anybody! Shoot is shit with two Os...
on Jun 20, 2005
Haha...I think it's teacheritis...I find myself fabricating my own cuss words as well. My favorite for "f#cking" is "Faaching" or f'ing...it's really a toss up. We should publish a lexacon of"dainty cuss words."
on Jun 20, 2005
Flippin Crackerheads!
on Jun 20, 2005
I use phrases like

"oh my" and "That's rough" to replace certain cuss words. I also use sucks, stinks, frick, and the rest.
on Jun 20, 2005
I, too, grew up around potty mouths, but never felt the need to become one myself. Until recently. I married a potty mouth. Now he's cleaned up his act, but I adopted his old habits. Sometimes a good profane word just says it all. For the first time in my life I don't even feel naughty. I just feel expressive.

I agree with Shovelheat:
Well, like George Carlin said, ya ain't foolin' anybody!


In my purist days I eliminated all expletives from my vocabulary: I didn't even say darn or heck. Nope. I tried hard to find a well-worded, effective way to describe my feelings instead of resorting to cavetalk. That didn't last long, but I think it's a neat idea...

on Jun 20, 2005
Sometimes a good profane word just says it all.


I had a friend in high school whose mother let loos with a string of explitives on day that sounded possitively shocking.....But I found out later that it was just "dainty words" posing as swearing. I don't remember all of it but it finished with &#$%)*#&...two-headed son of a camel jockey"

As mentioned above, sometimes you need a goo profane word!
on Jun 20, 2005
I use the word screwed a lot.

I don't like to swear much myself. I use jerk, crap, and suck a lot.

I see it as just words, though. If they are used too much, they lose their power. If they are used sparingly (like in literature or some movies), the point gets across.
on Jun 20, 2005
my favorite alternate swear is to say MONKEY! very intensely. It's great for when you bacg your shin on a desk or slam your hand in a drawer. I still use the real ones occasionally, but I'm trying to clean it up so my 3 year old won't copy me.
on Jun 21, 2005
~Well, like George Carlin said, ya ain't foolin' anybody!~

lol....well, since my fave alt cuss word is "freak, you know what word I'd be saying all the time if I had the nerve.

~As mentioned above, sometimes you need a good profane word!~
true...sh**t is the one I use the most.

~Haha...I think it's teacheritis...I find myself fabricating my own cuss words as well. My favorite for "f#cking" is "Faaching" or f'ing...it's really a toss up.
We should publish a lexacon of"dainty cuss words."~

lol alison... you know, I work with a teacher who swears like a sailor (of course she makes sure kids aren't within earshot)...but she is isn't the norm lol.

~I use jerk, crap, and suck a lot.~

I use those ALOT, too

~ my favorite alternate swear is to say MONKEY! very intensely. It's great for when you bacg your shin on a desk or slam your hand in a drawer.
I still use the real ones occasionally, but I'm trying to clean it up so my 3 year old won't copy me.~

Hey, maybe I'll try that one sometime!

~I also use sucks, stinks, frick, and the rest.~

frick might be a nice one to use.

~You're a saint in bloom! I cannot help myself and let the big nasty words come out b4 i know it.~

oh, i'm no saint at all, but yeah, compared to others, my language isn't very colorful. lol

~nope not gonna contribute to your usage of bad words. heh heh~

awww, well, if you change your mind, give me a holler.

~I, too, grew up around potty mouths, but never felt the need to become one myself.~

People in my family find it funny that I don't cuss...they make fun of my alternative words. lol

~Flippin Crackerheads!~

lol, nice one!







on Jun 22, 2005

How about:

"Stupid illegitimate son of a sand lizard!"
on Jun 22, 2005
my cursing vocabulary needs to be expanded.



Why?
on Jun 22, 2005
~"Stupid illegitimate son of a sand lizard!"~

wow..nice one. lol

~Why?~

well....I can only use crap and sucks and freaking so much....so I thought I'd look for others alt words....besides, in my odd little way of thinking, I feel it might prevent me from moving on to the big words.
on Jun 22, 2005
If said right anything can be a cuss... watch and say out loud.


Why don't you go GOLF YOURSELF!!! see?
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