My Alternative cuss words

Published on June 20, 2005 By InBloom In Misc

It’s strange how I grew up around people that cuss, yet I am not one to cuss much. Sure, I say the basic sh**t or a**hole when I am angry or something has upset me, but for the most part, I tend to stay away from the big words...even the ones I know in Spanish (what a geek, I know). Because of this, I find myself spewing out the dumbest things.... This is usual inbloom talk : “freaking” this or “freaking” that, “that sucks”, “that’s pissing me off”, “son of a crap!”, “crapperoni”, “cripies!”, just plain old “crap”, “moron”, among others ...other suggested words are welcome...my cursing vocabulary needs to be expanded.

Comments (Page 2)

enigmagnetic

on Jun 22, 2005

well....I can only use crap and sucks and freaking so much....so I thought I'd look for others alt words....besides, in my odd little way of thinking, I feel it might prevent me from moving on to the big words.

Why not just expand your already existing vocabulary and insult or express emotion using big words without cussing?

Cordelia

on Jun 22, 2005

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." -Mark Twain

Shakespeare had some excellent insults as well, if you are in the market for insults. They can take a moment to unravel, giving you time to run away.

"Were I like thee I'd throw myself away." Taken from: Timon of Athens

enigmagnetic

on Jun 22, 2005

I guess it's not for me.

Texas Wahine

on Jun 22, 2005

Some favorites from my house:

What the erf?

What the frick?

Freakin'

Effin'

Son of a Mother

Craptastic

Suckiest Sucker that ever Sucked

Jerkface

Jesus Christ!...is a great savior

God in Heaven

Beotch

Mother Father

That's just a short list. I have many, many more, hehe.

My personal favorite, which is cursing lite, is "Dammit to freakin' Hell!"

Trudygolightly

on Jun 22, 2005

InBloom: One evening while working the 3-11 shift in a nursing home, I dropped a tray of food and I squatted down
to pick up the mess, knowing I'd have to run to the kitchen for another tray and I was gonna say oh f--- and when I saw the
black shoes of what I thought belonged to the owner of the home, I uttered "oh fudgesickles!" it turns out it was the shoes
of the janitor.
Now I like to say "oh crapola" and "oh fiddlesticks", at the bus company I worked for I would say "oh dear" giving
the impression I was worried when in truth I was angry.

dharmagrl

on Jun 22, 2005

We say:

Frickin' (as in 'what the frick?' or 'frickin' heck!')

Christ on a cracker

Dagnammit

Crapola

Shite

Mofo

Eejit

Maroon

Garshdangit.

Then, when the kids aren't around, I cuss like a sailor. Even D mentions my cussing sometimes.

Texas Wahine

on Jun 22, 2005

Mofo

Forgot about that one. Excellent.

drmiler

on Jun 23, 2005

Ours was "Christ on a crutch!"

InBloom

on Jun 23, 2005

~Why don't you go GOLF YOURSELF!!! see?~

Yep, it sure does sound bad when you say it in a certain tone. lol

~Why not just expand your already existing vocabulary and insult or express emotion using big words without cussing?~

Thought it be interesting to try some new stuff.

~"Were I like thee I'd throw myself away." ~

Classy , yet says it all...

~Suckiest Sucker that ever Sucked~

I think I might use this one! I liked it.

~I uttered "oh fudgesickles!"~

Trudy, reminds me of the movie, "A Christmas Story" when they show the boy say "oh fudge" then the narrator of the movie says, "except I didn't say fudge...I said the mother of all words..." I think we all know what that was lol...love that movie.

~Then, when the kids aren't around, I cuss like a sailor. Even D mentions my cussing sometimes.~

I know some people who ave cuss words in every single sentence they utter...but they don't even notice they do it until someone points it out. lol

~"Christ on a crutch!"~

I say God bless it a lot....I'm sure some people will accuse me of using the lords name in vain . lol
I also use holy crap, which my sister hates because she thinks it's disrespectful (which I find funny, because she's quite a cusser herself lol)

island_gurl12

on Jun 24, 2005

~Suckiest Sucker that ever Sucked~

I think I might use this one! I liked it.

Yeah me too! What do you think the suckiest sucker that ever sucked actually sucked though? Heh, probably a frikin mofo...

InBloom

on Jun 25, 2005

~Yeah me too! What do you think the suckiest sucker that ever sucked actually sucked though? Heh, probably a frikin mofo... ~

yeah, probably.

Dark-Star

on Jul 01, 2005

My friend always says, "Aww hamburgers!"

InBloom

on Jul 01, 2005

~My friend always says, "Aww hamburgers!"~

lol... that's cute

monolith

on Dec 01, 2005

say "holy effin ascwackers"

InBloom

on Dec 02, 2005

monolith~~say "holy effin ascwackers"~~

hmmm...never heard that one before...maybe I'll try it sometime.

Welcome Guest! Please take the time to register with us.
There are many great features available to you once you register, including:

Richer content, access to many features that are disabled for guests like commenting on the forums.
Access to a great community, with a massive database of many, many areas of interest.
Access to contests & subscription offers like exclusive emails.
It's simple, and FREE!