Here is my writing challenge to all you talented word artists:
Bring an inanimate object to Life.
Have a conversation with a coffee cup, create a love story between a hoe and a hose, have the can of yams on aisle 9 go on a rant. Have us guess at your object...OR...have it be very obvious. Make it fun, make it sad, make it angry. It doesn't matter...as long as you make it interesting. 
(I came up with this idea a few weeks back after an unsuccessful nap...)
We look forward to your creations. 