Oh, the pain a paltry piece of paper can inflict...

Like the alliteration? ;) Anyway, back to the subject...

Published on January 12, 2006 By InBloom In Misc

I have not one, not two, but three paper cuts (more like slashes) on my hands...My initial explanation would be that I was just in a hurry, or overeager to get paperwork together....but I guess klutziness is also a contributing factor. How can such a wimpy cut sting so much, anyway?

And in other Klutzy Rose news, I slipped off the bottom stair and hurt my knee (because I wasn’t seeing where I was going).

Oh, and it's my Mom's birthday today...she's _____ years old....I won't give numbers--don't think she'd appreciate it-- so let's just say she looks good for her age.

Comments

Dr Guy

on Jan 12, 2006

Paper cuts are like razor cuts! But given your day, I would suggest hiding in Bed!

Oh, and Happy Birthday to your mum. 39 today, eh?

foreverserenity

on Jan 12, 2006

oh you poor baby! I hate those dreaded paper cuts they can be nasty! Put something on them to sooth the sting. You'll be back to normal soon.

Happy Birthday to your mum!

JillUser

on Jan 12, 2006

Papercuts are the worst! Always hold onto the rail and procede with caution on stairs! I broke my leg because I didn't heed that advice.

Happy birthday to your mom!

Trudygolightly

on Jan 12, 2006

Hugs Rose ((((((((((((((((((((((Rose))))))))))))))))) those cuts sting soooooooo bad!! ouch!

hope things smooth over real nice for you

and many happy returns to your mum! a happy birthday day for her!

InBloom

on Jan 12, 2006

Dr.G~~Paper cuts are like razor cuts!~~

I agree! I had to muffle a loud "Ouch!" in class...didn't want to scare the kiddos.

~~Oh, and Happy Birthday to your mum. 39 today, eh?~~

Oh, she'd love you for saying that!

InBloom

on Jan 12, 2006

FS~~Put something on them to sooth the sting. You'll be back to normal soon.~~

Thanks, FS.

I'm completely fine now...just find it funny that such a puny little cut can cause so much stinging pain...and I find it funnier that I am such a dork to get so many.

Jill~~Papercuts are the worst! Always hold onto the rail and procede with caution on stairs! I broke my leg because I didn't heed that advice.~~

Yikes. Sorry to hear about your leg. Believe me, I'm holding on like heck to the railing now, and am slowly proceeding down with lots of caution.

~~Happy birthday to your mom!~~

Thanks on her behalf for the well wishes.

InBloom

on Jan 12, 2006

Trudy~~Hugs Rose ((((((((((((((((((((((Rose))))))))))))))))) those cuts sting soooooooo bad!! ouch! hope things smooth over real nice for you...and many happy returns to your mum! a happy birthday day for her!~~

Thanks for the hug, trudy...how sweet of you.

I'm totally fine...just being a bit of a baby. But man, did it hurt...all three times...lol.

Hope my mom is having a great birthday, too.

Texas Wahine

on Jan 12, 2006

Paper cuts are the worst! You can slice your finger with a paring knife cutting stuff in the kitchen and it doesn't hurt as bad as a paper cut.

Sorry you have so many owies, InBloom!

InBloom

on Jan 12, 2006

Tex~~Paper cuts are the worst! You can slice your finger with a paring knife cutting stuff in the kitchen and it doesn't hurt as bad as a paper cut.~~

Yep, I hate them. They rank right up there with hitting your "funny bone" ...lol

uDigItTheMost

on Jan 13, 2006

Tell me where they are and I'll kiss and make them better.

Then I suggest you listen to Dr. Guy and hide in bed ... oh yeah.

KellyW0498

on Jan 13, 2006

The title of this blog made me hurt and I don't even have a paper cut!

They are bad, so you are not a baby!

Hope your mom had a great birthday!

InBloom

on Jan 13, 2006

udigit~~Tell me where they are and I'll kiss and make them better.~~

They seem to be healing nicely...but hey, you can still give me a smooch if you want.

~~Then I suggest you listen to Dr. Guy and hide in bed ... oh yeah~~

I probably should have.

Kelly~~They are bad, so you are not a baby!

Hope your mom had a great birthday!~~

Yep, they slice through you like a razor (like doc said). Thanks for the well wishes for my mom... she had a pretty good
day yesterday.

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